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Ace The Mouthpiece
Jan 22, 08 - 12:41 PM |
Book Sample
My phone rang and I decide to let the answering maching get it. The voice on the machine screamed out, " Hey ****** stop looking at internet porn and pick up your phone, I know you can hear me pick up". I recognized the voice immediately it belonged to my buddy Chris. We were always teasing each other, and acting like goofballs.. I picked up the phone and stretched out the cord, "Sorry, buddy I was making out with your girlfriend". He got real quiet for a minute and responded, "Dude...that is not cool you know she died three months ago". "Well that explains why she tasted so funny". After I said that I busted up laughing and he did too were giggled like little girls. Chris caught his breath and said into the the phone, " The reason I called... I got big news". Chris had my attention now and I turned away from looking at the computer. I waited for him to tell me the big news and before he did he took a call and put me on hold. I hated when people called you and then they put you on hold, I thought to myself that I would have to find a creative way to tell him that bugged me. He clicked back over on the phone and interupted my thoughts, " Ok dude, whats the most controversial show on television"? This question stumped me so I replied, " I don't know..what"? Chris paused all dramatically and replied, " Im going to be on Jerry Springer"! When he uttered those words both of our wrestling careers were changed forever. Chris had been talking to the Jerry Springer staff for a few months and exchanging show ideas. Chris had been hoping to work a deal out with Jerry Springers studios to produce an all dwarf wrestling PPV. The hope was to something like Jerry Springer presents Wild Midget Wrestling, but sadly it never materialized. Chris told me all of the plans of the Jerry Springer show and he was set to tape it that week. The Springer show sent a limo to pick us up the day before he did the filming. When we got to the fancy hotel we were amazed to see 15 other dwarfs running around. A few of them we had crossed paths with on the wrestling circuit and a few were actors but everyone was excited to be part of this show. The title of the show was called "INVASION OF THE LITTLE PEOPLE". Chris had the main segment were he was going to get married on the show to his fiancee. Before she said "I Do", she confessed that she had slept with two of his best friends and then the two other dwarves came out to confront Chris. Nasty Roy was the main villian in Chris's segment and ended up breaking up his wedding and destroying the wedding cake. Pitbull Patterson appeared in a different segment as a male stripper who danced around the stage. After the show was filmed everyone went to the House of Blues to celebrate and unwind. Chris was telling everyone at the nightclub that he was in the process of putting together his own wrestling company. Everyone was sitting around the table eating chicken wings and potato skins and Chris stood up in his chair and got everyone's attention. "Guys, I feel that with the talent sitting at this table, if we worked together we could do great things. I see actors, singers, wrestlers and everyone else that I literally see a big pot of gold. I'm in the process of putting together a wrestling company that will feature only performers under 5 feet tall, it will be called MICRO. If we work together we can all build something that will benefit us. Little people are big stars will be the them for MICRO". Chris finished his talk and looked around to see what the group thought. Everyone kinda looked around and pondered what Chris had just said. Nasty Roy broke the silence by standing up and raising his glass and hollering, "Hell yeah, lets do it". Nasty Roy had been a wrestler for 15 years and would prove to be a valuable asset to the future of Micro. The video clip of him jumping on the wedding cake and freaking out would prove to be a huge internet hit after the show left. Jerry Springer picked up a piece of the smooshed cake and deadpans "Thanks we all wanted a piece of that cake". Pitbull Patterson was the second guy to agree that it sounded like a good idea. Pitbull was a another performer who had been in it for years and was a great wrestler. Pitbull was a professional bodybuilder and had acted in a few movies. Everyone else at the table got alot more excited and started talking about ideas and that was the night that MICRO was conceived. |
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Kevin Graham
Jan 24th, 2008 - 10:20 AM |
Re: Book Sample
Interesting stuff, definitely will buy it when it comes out as long as it has no mentions of skinny timmy, rickel nickel or matt prada lol KG 
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olg road dod
Jan 25th, 2008 - 11:49 AM |
Re: Book Sample
it sounds good so far put me down for one too keep up the good work ace see ya soon 
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