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Nov 21, 05 - 2:42 PM
Mr Bonio

Thought you might be interested in this, a report of an interview with Mr Bonio:

The Irish rocker also predicted that his music will still be around in 100 years, explaining that his songs occupy "an emotional terrain that didn't exist before our group did."

No further comment needed really, other than HA HA HA HA HA.
Do you think he keeps his hat and sunglasses on when he sticks his head up his own arse?

By the way, are people making up names on here? Folan Eek? Spendridge Foyle? Utterly ridiculous.
Yours
Boothroyd Plinth
Folan Eek



Nov 30th, 2005 - 7:23 AM
Re: Mr Bonio

Ms Plinth

My name is neither 'utter' nor is it 'ridiculous'. 'Folan' is an old Gaelic word for 'one who imitates a giraffe or other long-necked mammal' and 'Eek' is fouteen divided by 3 or a partially released Venetian blind. My middle name is 'Roger' which is informally used to indicate agreement or endorsement.

I bet you're frigid.
F. R. Eek
Boyd



Dec 1st, 2005 - 2:55 AM
Re: Re: Mr Bonio

Dear Mr Eek,

Are you by any chance related to a certain Kaizan Eek, of Montgomery, Alabama? I threw up on him once, and he broke my legs - we've been firm friends ever since!!! If you know where he is I should like to have him killed.

Yours
Boyd Towels
Folan Eek



Dec 4th, 2005 - 12:37 PM
Re: Mr Bonio

Mr Towles

Yes, Kaizen is my twin cousin. We were both brought up on a boat in the English Channel. In 1956 Kaizen went to America where he formed the popular local disco/pop outfit Tight Cunts. He left the band in 1476 and the three remaining members went on to form the highly successful ZZ Top. We correspond occasionally but he never mentions you. I can image that is because you are boring.
Yours
F.R. Eek


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