Chaman bhai

>>Ek area main bhai rahta tha, CHAMAN BHAI. ab uskay area me jo bhi lafda hota hai to police say pehlay Chaman bhai ki adaalat me jaata
>>hai. Ek baar Chaman bhai kay area me rape ho jata hai aur jis ne kaam bajaya hota hai ukso pakad ke Chaman bhai ke paas lekar jatay hain. Chaman bhai bahut shanti se style me us se baat kartay hain, jo kuch is tarha se hai:
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>>Chaman: kya re tere ko maloom nahi yea apun ka area hai? Mujrim: Haan maloom hai na bhai.
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>>Chaman: Phir kaisi himmat kiya rape ki, mere area may?
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>>Mujrim: Ab kya boloon bhai kismat kharab thi.
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>>Chaman : Chal mere ko sub such such bata kya aur kaise huwa..... Mujrim: Abhi kya na idhar naakay(chock) pe apun paan khane ke liye aaya.
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>>Chaman: Phir?
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>>Mujrim: Apun khaday hoke paan kharaylaa tha ke itne me samne wali building pe apun ki nazar gai.
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>>Chaman: Aage bol.
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>>Mujrim: Udhar teesray maalay pe ek chikni khadi thi.
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>>Chaman: Phir kya huwa?
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>>Mujrim: Apun ko aisa laga ke us ne ishara kiya aanay ke liye....
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>>Chaman: Phir tune kya kiya?
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>>Mujrim: Apun soocha ke kuch kaam hoinga usko apun builidng ke neeche gaya.
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>>Chaman: Phir?
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>>Mujrim: Usne ishare se apun ko upar bulaaya. Apun seedhi chadte hooway soch raha tha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Chal fata fat aage bol.
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>>Mujrim: Apun ne usko jake bola kya kaam hai koi jo ishara kia apun ko?
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>>Chaman: Phir?
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>>Mujrim: Phir kya bhai apun ko usne ghar ke undher kheech liya.
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>>Chaman excited) Phir?
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>>Mujrim: Apun ghar me to chala gaya lekin soch raha tha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Aage bol...
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>>Mujrim: Usne apun ka haat pakad liya!
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>>Chaman: Acchaaaaaaaaa.....?
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>>Mujrim: Succhi bolta hai bhai haat pakadte hi apun phir soocha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Phir kya huwa???
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>>Mujrim: Phir kya usne bola, 'chikne meri pyaas bujha de'....
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>>Chaman: Phir tu kya bola (getting excited)?
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>>Mujrim: Apun kya bolta usne apna duppata neeche gira diya
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>>Chaman: Phir, to kya huwa?
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>>Mujrim: Apun ke dimaag ki dahi hogayi, kya MAMME thay sali ke... lekin bhai phir bhi apun soocha Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Phir tune kya kiyaaa???
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>>Mujrim: Apun socha, ek aad kiss karega aur chala jaye ga. uppar uppar kaam karay ga magar ENGINE naheen kholne ka
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>>Chaman: Tau phir?
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>>Mujrim: Us ne apun ko kheench liya, sacchi bolta hai bhai aisi kilti jawani apun akkhi life me nahi dekha....
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>>Chaman: Haan who tho hai tu aage bol (start to heat up). Mujrim: Phir kya tha apun ne kiss kiya.... BALL bhi dabaai, lekin imaan se sochta tha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Abay too agay bol.
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>>Mujrim: Phir usne apne kameez utar di....
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>>Chaman: Phir (heating very up)
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>>Mujrim: Phir shalwar..... lekin apun ke dil me ek hi khayal aa raha tha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Abay aage aage....
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>>Mujrim: Phir blowse aur chaddi sali ne sub utar di..... ufffff
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>>Chaman: Waqai main? Aagay
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>>Mujrim: Phir meri pent keench lee saali nay....
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>>Chaman: Accha....
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>>Mujrim: Meri underwear me haat dal diya.....
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>>Chaman: oh....phir
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>>Mujrim: Saali nay chadii utar di meri lekin apun phir bhi soocha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Getting frustrated.....
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>>Mujrim: Phir mera lund pe haat phiraane lagi...
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>>Chaman Half boiling)
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>>Mujrim : Phir moo me lay lia...
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>>Chaman about to blast)
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>>Mujrim: meree ungli apni PHUDDI main dal di, lekin bhai kasam se main yehi sooch raha tha keh Chaman bhai ka area hai lafda nahi karne ka.
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>>Chaman: Abay Bharway, CHAMAN GAYA MAA CHUDANAY, tu aage bol.
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>>Mujrim: Yeheeh ....... bhai ....... yeheeh soch ke to main Rape Kar Dala.


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