THE MESSAGE BOARD POINT CHATTER IS NOW CLOSED TO ALL NEW POSTS.
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
hey Judy, where's the TV moat control
I went to Mexico last spring and came back with a case of the dillas.
*Ten Dollars* Worth Five bucks Not that funny But true
People who use s to talk make me
Hey Paul! European on my boots!!!
Well, its *nacho* cheeze, but *jeet* it anyway?
(Redneck for: Its not your cheeze, but did you eat it anyway?
And to think that the grammer guys were all over us about Pedernales being Perdenales! Cheeeeeze...what a cultural Oasis!