1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.


2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.


3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.

4. *Texas*
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!


5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash
*I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *MOAT*
hey Judy, where's the TV moat control

15.*Casadillas*
I went to Mexico last spring and came back with a case of the dillas.

*Ten Dollars* Worth Five bucks Not that funny But true

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People who use s to talk make me

*European*

Hey Paul! European on my boots!!!

Well, its *nacho* cheeze, but *jeet* it anyway?

(Redneck for: Its not your cheeze, but did you eat it anyway?

And to think that the grammer guys were all over us about Pedernales being Perdenales! Cheeeeeze...what a cultural Oasis!