shallow hal's wedding planning services.
the complete guide to wading into a marriage with both feet.
services include.
perch matrimony, bass hitshin, shotgun catfitshin, for those bottom dwelling accidental types. carp hitshin, for those suckers.
will also travel to clear sparkking waters for the occasional elope with the minnows champagne wedding.
if you want to wed with the sharks call lunker brad.
...I usually avoid weddings and funerals but I haven't had such a great time since the nation wide
TICKLE ME ELMO' Hysteria ( at least this was WORLDWIDE
hysteria)