CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS-REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETE BY MARCH 31. NOTE:DUE TO THE CONTENT AND COMPLEXITY LEVEL, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTI****NTS MAXIMUM
Class 1: How to fill up the ice cube trays, step by step with slide presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Mondays and Wednesdays for 2 hours at 7:00 PM
Class 2: Is is possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat and avoiding the floor/walls, and nearby bathtub? Group Pratice.
(Note, this class meets at Irish's Brew Pub)
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday at 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 3: The toilet paper roll. Does it change itself? Round table discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday at 12:00 PM fo 2 hours
Class 4: Fundamental Differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory Graphics.
Meets on Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks
Class 5: After dinner dishes. Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesdays and Thursdays for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6: Learning how to find things-starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM
Class 7: Is it genetically possible to sit quietly while she parallel parks?
Drving simulation. Saturdays at noon. 2 hours
Class 8: How to fight cerebral atrophy-remembering brithdays, anniversaries and other important dates, and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours
Class 9: Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location yet to be determined.
Class 10: The stove/oven-what it is and how it's used.
Live demonstration-Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Class 11: Getting over it.....Learning to live with being wrong all the time. Individual and group counselors available.
Sunday at 6:00 PM 4 hours.