For the majority of you who don't know what this is about - I wrote a couple of songs about Geoff especially for his recent 40th birthday. These songs will not be commercially available because they were just a bit of fun, but I will eventually get round to recording them for Geoff, and if he wishes to pass on any copies that'll be up to him - but you can't have one Fiona because you are evil dancing woman and you'd only try and dance to it and that's just evil like curry.