Yes, I did once write 'I am an idiot' in marker pen on her face, but she cunningly disguised it with foundation, so I feel that 3D letters are the way forward - and of course the satisfaction of the CLACK every time a staple goes in...

What time will Mr Jeays be on and for how long (Andy White is playing the same night over at The Latest Music Venue in Kemptown)!!!!