Welcome to the Jeays message board.
.... a forum so quiet I can confess my deep lust for Ena Sharples, Anne Widdecombe and Margaret Beckett and no-one will ever know. Wuhahahahahah!!!!
Jeez what's with all the noise? I'M TRYING TO READ.
You haven't time to be reading, man. Get on with writing the next album, for God's sake.