Ah, there are two solutions to your problem. Get in a boat at sunset and go straight south. After a few hundred yards, you’ll see the sunset on the Gulf. Or, trade your week for one near the winter solstice (such as weeks 51 or 52). We see both sunrise and sunset on the Gulf, nearly symmetrically positioned (of course, our days are shorter).

George,

Great advice - may I borrow your boat next year?

George doesn't have a boat. He has a winter solstice week remember?

We don't really know that the bottle was glass. Many liquor bottles now are plastic. I'm confident that if a glass bottle was present when someone came down from the office, the matter would have been handled ASAP.